When it comes to installing a bidet in your home bathroom — and I do recommend it, they're awesome — there's the expensive washlet route that involves replacing your entire toilet seat with a MUCH fancier one, and then there are simpler and more affordable bidet attachments like the LUXE NEO 185 that install beneath the existing seat.

While the NEO 185 doesn't offer bougie electric-powered features like a heated seat, warm air dryer, automatic deodorizing filter, or separate remote control, it handles the basic job of cleaning your behind after going #2 quite well. You'll feel refreshed and clean after every use, in a way toilet paper can never imitate (although you should still keep some around just for drying off with, using only small amounts).

The only downside, if you can call it that, is that once you try it you'll never again want to use any bathroom but the one in your home.

The two control knobs that extend to the side allow you to (1) adjust the water pressure to your liking, and (2) switch the water flow between rear washing, forward/feminine washing (softer flow), and the self-rinsing function to keep the bidet nozzles clean.

When not in use, the water nozzles automatically retract behind a built-in guard gate to protect against unwanted splashback or debris, keeping them pristine until they're needed again.

Get the LUXE Bidet NEO 185 for $46 on Amazon. There's also a NEO 185 Plus model ($58) that has all the same features mentioned above plus an advanced 360° self-cleaning mode and a slide-in hinge design that allows for easier installation (and later, cleaning) without removing the toilet seat.