Fill Line Coffee Mug

This 12oz coffee mug perfectly describes my ability to think or speak in the morning, before I’ve finished my first cup. In case you can’t read them in the photo above, here are the three fill lines hand-painted and heat-cured onto the side of the mug:

  • “unable to communicate in full sentences” under first line
  • “slightly more coherent but still unable to hold a conversation” under second line
  • “you may speak now” under third line

This mug is $13 on Etsy and lovingly made-to-order. (Not to be mistaken for this copycat version on Amazon.)