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Kurzgesagt’s “The Year 12,019 Human Era” Calendar
As part of their ongoing campaign to establish a new history for humanity, Kurzgesagt’s new calendar celebrates the true upcoming year of 12,019 H.E.
Stubby Pencil Studio’s Black Wood Rainbow Pencils
Write and draw in 7 brilliant colors — a rainbow in every pencil.
Umbra Shift Roll Bottle Opener
This quirky brass bottle opener resembles a wheel and, if you can pull it off, doubles as a unique cuff bracelet.
Anthropologie Walrus Bookends
Who wouldn’t want this handsome fella holding up their books?
Oittm Vintage TV Apple Watch Stand
A stand that turns your Apple Watch into the “screen” of a vintage TV.
“Straight Up Chess” Vertical Chess Boards
These vertical chess boards are off the table, out of the closet, out of the way, and beautifully displayed on the wall.
R2-D2 Coffee Press
It’ll have you in first-class condition (see what I did there?) every morning.
Sci-Supply Magnetic Field Demonstrator Set
This completely self-contained and simple-to-use demonstration set allows for three-dimensional viewing of the magnetic lines of force.
Just Bubbly’s “It’s Elementary” Periodic Table Soap
Hypoallergenic vegan soaps styled like elements on the periodic table.
Keytendo Key Rack
Modeled after an old NES console, for all your gaming nostalgia needs.
“Stamp Yo Face!” Personalized Rubber Stamps
Send them a photo of yourself, they’ll hand-draw it and turn it into a custom wood-and-rubber stamp.
Vortecon Kinetic Desk Toy [Kickstarter]
A precision-machined desk toy that creates a mesmerizing optical illusion of continuously flowing helix when spun.
APL Toilet Paper Holder with Phone Storage Shelf
Lets you set your phone (or whatever else) down while you’re conducting your business.
Pre-order the Omoshiroi Block Memo Pad
A memo pad that excavates hidden objects as you use it.
Wobble Chess Set by Umbra
A charming modern take on an ancient classic.
Kikkerland Magnetic Hourglass
A one-minute timer that creates awesome stalagmite formations before your very eyes.
DigitalDudz “Crackling Fireplace” Christmas Sweater
Use this “digital jumper” to dominate your next Christmas party with almost no effort.
Fondoodler — The “Hot Glue Gun” for Cheese
Ridiculous? Yes. Necessary? Also yes.
Zencix “Trisqule” Scissors
Some of the most unique scissors you’ll ever own.
Neewer K9 Crystal Ball
It’s not just for decor or casting spells; it also works well for taking fun inverted-effect photos.