“The time has come,” the Walrus said, “to put me on your shelf.” At least, that’s what I like to imagine this set of golden walrus bookends would say if it could talk. In any case, it’d make a sweet addition to your bookshelf or desk, or as a novelty gift for that special weirdo in your life. I mean, who wouldn’t want this handsome fella holding up their books?

Grab the set for $48 at Anthropologie. A bit pricey to be sure, but hey, you only live once.